I refuse to twitter

But if I did, this is what it would look like:

  • I hate it when you look down and realise you are a walking bloody Glassons advert
  • @Abrakebabra-dude-walking-through-JS-Building: just because you didn’t turn your head, doesn’t mean I can’t see you looking.
  • Mmmmm cofffeeeeeee
  • Don’t worry people, it isn’t swine flu! Just a cold.
  • Less concrete, more brain today. Good times.

I think there is a good reason I don’t twitter. Less boring the world to tears.

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7 thoughts on “I refuse to twitter

  1. Likewise!
    Altho I solemnly swore I'd never use CrackBook either… and now look!

    Mine would probably look something like:

    * 8 sleeps…
    * Anyone wanna do my work for me?
    * Just downloaded . Totally Epic! Get it!
    * 324 tonight. yusss!

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  2. Im the same – I mean do people really need to know that I have just stuffed a gigantic baked potato covered in cheese and sourcream down my cakehole and now want chocolate…. no they dont need to know that

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  3. lol you crack me up. I'm pretty sure my twittering would be more boring than yours – who needs to know I spent my day wiping snotty noses and reading smutty twilight fanfic (yep no life)

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