I refuse to twitter

But if I did, this is what it would look like:

• I hate it when you look down and realise you are a walking bloody Glassons advert
• @Abrakebabra-dude-walking-through-JS-Building: just because you didn’t turn your head, doesn’t mean I can’t see you looking.
• Mmmmm cofffeeeeeee
• Don’t worry people, it isn’t swine flu! Just a cold.
  
• Less concrete, more brain today. Good times.

I think there is a good reason I don’t twitter. Less boring the world to tears.