I really really really appreciate the lengths you went to which meant I have found a job to apply for that combines most of the things I detailed below and that I am quite enthused about. You are fab. Good times.
You know what I could do with now? I little word in Jimmy the Cockatiel*’s ear to stop shitting on my head. It’s the second time this week!
*Jimmy the Cockatiel comes along with my drunken housewife and her fantastic children at my latest pad. I’d rather he didn’t though.