Another wedding

Dear friends and family,

Don’t get me wrong, I love that you are in love and wish to make a commitment to spend the rest of your lives together. It’s fab. Really. But I’m kinda sick of having to travel to different towns every damn weekend for weddings. So could you hold off til next year?

Kthxbye

Love,

The Wedding Grinch

P.S. Wedding this weekend is in Rotorua. See ya tomorrow!

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